A few interesting emails and messages shared with friends today:
Email 1 regarding my dream last night:
Me:
alex trebek had sex with an animal
sting rays came out of the toliet
i was vomiting soy cubes
you and I stole a kid
shall i continue or have you peed your pants yet?
Friend:
WHAT!
Seriously my advice to you is to never sleep again
what is wrong with you
Email 2 regarding a present:
Friend:
I know what I want for Christmas
Me:
You want to lose my friendship for Xmas?
Friend:
Sad thing is this dude is real and lives in brownsburg - promise you are never moving there.
Me:
Promise
Email 3 regarding the color of my team's outdoor sand volleyball tshirts:
Sandy Gyners Vball teammate we'll call *Stan*:
XL shirt.....in light pink?!! : )
Me to *Stan* and Tshirt coordinator:
*Stan* would like to request Light gyner pink as our t-shirt color. Thanks!
Tshirt coordinator to Me to *Stan*:
Ok I will do my best to find that color. If I have any problems I will ask *Stan* to find me an example to compare it too....
*Stan* to Me and Tshirt coordinator:
ha! i'll bring several examples....kind of like a "gyner swatch" to choose from!
Email 4 about party planning:
Friend:
hey which of the strip clubs did you think was the best?
*Toby* has a bachelor party this wknd and he's not a big frequenter so i told him i would research
Me:
oh, hmm
Friend:
i mean its a bunch of med students lol
Me
i'll say this, if you want the most in the area, it's 38th street bcuz you have 3 right in a small area
Friend:
so the classiest
Me:
they might like that more than 1 and i don't think you can use that term to describe them in this city
Friend:
ROFL i know
Me:
if they want to act "classy" guess i'd say red garter since it's downtown
if they want to go slumming and hit a few, go 38th. Babes, Brads and Rio
Friend:
haha k i'll pass on the info
